• Cute customisable icons for your website.

• “Starring in a film in your head in which you walk the earth alone is no longer considered a valid lifestyle choice,” 50% of my friends could do with reading this. JOKE.

• “This whole situation will be backed up by the Terminator franchise.” Weird, and awesome.

• Irregular Flow. Beautiful ink.

• Spotify for mobile. Whoever makes a Spotify-style service for television is going to become the next brazillionaire.

• Bach Bach Revolution. Would have been better if they were dressed as Alucard.

• Best job application ever (for stuntman)

• Tetris Constructions Since 1985. By Erik Johansson, 24, from Gothenburg, Sweden.

• Car + lampost art, Gizmondo-style.

• Dead fish and broken taxis. Astounding series of photos from contemporary Bangladesh and India.

• The Making of Elite. Edge, being awesome.

• #3wordsduringsex: You ready, keyboardcat?

• Keyboard chair. As slept on by keyboard cat.

• I will make this in Lego:

• A Venn diagram of hybrid cutlery.

• Ju-on, the game. This is not something I will be able to play btw. That goes for any game where torch batteries = ammo.

• “Someone should just take this city and… just flush it down the ***kin’ toilet.” The cancelled Taxi Driver game.

The case for working with your hands. I need a skill that doesn’t involve words or the Internet. When the waters rise and the servers drown, we’re screwed.

• Why Journalists Deserve Low Pay. All about the cheery links this week, writer chums.

• Mommy the Pooh. I could look at that poor woman’s face ALL DAY.

• Fish found in boy’s penis. “It slipped into his penis while he was cleaning his aquarium” CLEANING IT WITH HIS PENIS?

• World’s smallest street legal car. Built from a children’s funfair ride.