‘Time moves faster when close your eyes.’ Lies I’ve told my four-year-old recently.

‘Launch missiles!’ WARNING: difficult to look away. Also: possibly NSFW if you, um, work with robots.

Elephant Fail.

So, who’s going to get themselves some Langdell-wear?

Playmobil Michael Jackson and Bubbles. None more plastic.

‘A line of Street Fighter IV cellphone straps that shout out a character move when a button is pressed.’ Shoryureppa!

‘Florida man blames cat for downloading child pronography’ Just look at that whiskery paedo face

The zen-like height of Street Fighter competitive form:

Compare and contrast: Wong (US) beats Daigo (JP) – Daigo (JP) beats Wong (US) Hmm.

Color Pencil Sea Creatures. Impractical for colouring in.

Obama is literally Hitler. A useful guide.

‘The Audi Nose Team is prohibited from wearing scents to work, including perfume or aftershave and may not eat garlic’

How faith varies by Church size. Totally fascinating research.

Car wash fail: Right, that’s it. Me and water are totally through:

There’s more to life than Helvetica. Cute (if misleading) shirt design.

Game Over. It comes to us all.

Crow Dad. Can’t wait for the Hollywood adaptation.

Gameboys make us lonely. Rika Kayama on the psychiatric effect of personal devices. Nonsense?

The Portal you never knew. Anyone played this?

Skaters / Desolation / Spike Jonze. Persevere with this.

‘Starving geisha at noodle-eating contest’ Photograph circa 1892.

Link of the Week

How to skewer a trademark/ patent troll. Apropos of nothing in particular.