Kid A (age 3): “Which character are you, daddy?”

Me: “I’m Akuma. The one with the, um, red hair?”

Kid A: “Which character is the other player, daddy?”

Me: “He’s Sagat, honey: the one with the blue shorts.”

In-game Announcer: “Fight!”

Kid A: “…”

Kid A: “Come on daddy: you can do it!”

30 seconds pass. Daddy doesn’t do it.

Kid A: “Dad?”

Me: “…yes?”

Kid A: “I think maybe next time you should be the one with the blue shorts.”